Perv's Cursed Playbook Novel

Gezza is a socially isolated man living in a basement, far more familiar with internet pornography than actual relationships. His existence is defined by squalor and loneliness until he discovers an unusual old book salvaged from a demolished library. This mysterious Playbook grants him extraordinary power: by writing a woman's name, he can make her fall completely in love with him, viewing him as her ideal partner. Emboldened by this ability, Gezza pursues his attractive neighbor and fantasizes about building a harem of women from social media. However, the Playbook comes with a devastating curse—each name he writes progressively diminishes his sexual function, condemning him to erectile dysfunction. Gezza faces an impossible dilemma: can he find a way to circumvent the Playbook's consequences, or will his pursuit of desires through supernatural means ultimately destroy him? This darkly comedic urban fantasy explores themes of desire, consequence, and cosmic retribution.