Kaizoku Tensei: Transmigrated Into A Pirate Eroge Novel

Pierre, a cynical MMA fighter, dies while mocking a trashy web novel where the hero gains power by groping women. A bored deity reincarnates him into that exact world as punishment. Now stuck in a story he despises, Pierre receives a dark gift: Essence Drain, a parasitic ability that steals power through intimate physical contact. Unlike the hero's ridiculous "Boobie Boost," Pierre's power is dangerous and intoxicating. Refusing to follow the original plot, Pierre uses his fighting skills, cunning intellect, and meta-knowledge to carve his own path. His opening gambit? Claim the hero's destined navigator before they ever meet. The world brands him a criminal, a menace, a terrorist. Pierre doesn't care. In a realm controlled by corrupt Marines and arrogant nobles, he'll embrace the villain role completely. If the hero gets plot armor and clichés, Pierre will take everything else and become the greatest villain this world has ever known.